
You really can’t argue with math, can you?
My grandpa always said that the chief export of women is problems. I thought it was because grandma gave her AIDS but turns out it was because he was good in math.

I am launching a new website called Worst Date Ever.
It is a website about bad dating stories shared by people around the world.
In my opinion it is pretty fun so go and check it out!
If you had a date that didn’t go as planned don’t keep it to yourself – let others know of your very worst date at WorstDateEver.net.
If you have any suggestions be sure to let me know in the comments!


In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:
“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”