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Click below for RANDOM POSTWomen equal problems

You really can’t argue with math, can you?

My grandpa always said that the chief export of women is problems. I thought it was because grandma gave her AIDS but turns out it was because he was good in math.

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Click below for RANDOM POSTBrutally honest

I like breasts because they are round and soft!

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Click below for RANDOM POSTPost image for How Men And Women Shop

Women: But it is a lot more fun the way we do it.
Men: Yeah, go fu*k yourself.

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Click below for RANDOM POSTHorny Photographer Fail

He’s not getting any tonight…

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Click below for RANDOM POSTWorst Date Ever

I am launching a new website called Worst Date Ever.

It is a website about bad dating stories shared by people around the world.

In my opinion it is pretty fun so go and check it out!

If you had a date that didn’t go as planned don’t keep it to yourself – let others know of your very worst date at WorstDateEver.net.

If you have any suggestions be sure to let me know in the comments!

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Click below for RANDOM POSTHow women can help men

If you are not a beer, maybe you can bring one?

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Click below for RANDOM POSTFind the dogs

Ouch… I see what you did here!

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Click below for RANDOM POSTThe best engine in the world... the vagina

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”

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Click below for RANDOM POSTGreat advice for life

Don’t spend your time on chasing women – spend your time on making money.

When you have the money women are going to chase you!

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Click below for RANDOM POSTSend her a Smiley Face

Told you so! They just love smiley faces!

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