That’s the best kind of sorry. I’d be gladly sorry every day If I could do that…
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I connected the dots but all I got was a huge penis. Did I do something wrong?
Calm down guys… I’ll open the door. 
You should wear this under your tuxedo when going to the prom.
The only thing is, it looks kind of small… 
Sometimes a book’s cover tells you more than the book itself. No need for you to buy this book, instead – get a gun!
You are better off buying this book – how to live with a huge penis!
You can see out of it, but no one can see in!
I wish I had 4 of ‘em..
My penis is awesome – I have 3 of these “huge penis” books just to cope.
Condoleezza Rice – talking about the size of George W. Bush’s private member. (Yeah, she knows cause she worked in the White House)
Michelle Obama needed to take both her hands to show how Barack Obama differs from Bush.