
You really can’t argue with math, can you?
My grandpa always said that the chief export of women is problems. I thought it was because grandma gave her AIDS but turns out it was because he was good in math.

I ordered 1 million t-shirts that said “kill all Chinese people and rape their women” from a company in China.
Guess what – they gave me a 30% discount for “placing a larger-than-usual order”
They really do make everything.
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