Talk about fuel efficiency.
No need to worry about running out of condoms! If you run out just take one from your dress made out of condoms!
She has really beautiful and long hair!
Excellent time to tow away the funeral car…
How’s that for an Aprils Fool Prank!
It is funny how the Chinease know exactly what I would never wear.
I remember that I usually sat in front so my professor would think I’m listening – but I’m not. Lol!
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:
“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”